slip into a famous last name tonight

L.A. has its sitcom stars and synthetic Hollywood actresses (think Kristin Cavalleri, Jessica Simpson and La Lohan), but, on the other coast, the envied clan are of a different breed: socialities. Unlike celebrities, who rise and fall with every US Weekly (for those of you who haven't been keeping up, no one likes Jessica Simpson anymore, Britney's still so trashy that other stars are pleaing for her to hire a stylist and Kate Hudson's new single status is making her hotter than ever), socialities are pretty firmly placed in high society, in a way that only money and years of showing it off can buy.
After all, if you're a New Yorker and you have any pride, you don"t gawk at celebrities. In fact, you barely even acknowledge them, and, when you do, you act appropriately polite and bored to prove to someone, anyone, that you really don't care who they are.
But socialities are a little more fun. Because above all, they love two things: cocktails and clothes. Celebrities like to think they have a "craft," but socialities know that they are there because of their last name or their ex-boyfriend or even their chance encounter with a A-list celeb.
Being a socialite is all about playing the game. Of course, there are rules. But, with the right attitude, a size 2 body, and determination, socialite status is within reach.